❝ WOAH , WOAH , WOAH . i’m sorry , hold on — did you just call me a liar ? ‘cuz everything i just said is absolutely , one . hundred . percent . fact . i mean c’mon , ash , all the shit you’ve seen and this is where you draw the line ? not all heroes wear capes . ❞
❝ I’M SORRY , LAST I CHECKED jeff ‘ joker ’ moreau did not singlehandedly take out an entire cerberus squad — on foot . pretty sure i would’ve heard about that , considering i was there . on the citadel . protecting the council . just in case you forgot . ❞
